Billy: I just wrote Desert Essence an email.
Me: Do your work, Billy!
Billy: Telling them that I really like the formula for their new jojoba shampoo.
Billy: It’s fantastic.
Me: Stop writing emails to organic shampoo companies.
Billy: That’s what I think every time I’m in the shower now.
Billy: I am like
Billy: CAN’T WAIT TO LATHER UP!