I used to really enjoy writing my Drunk Movie Reviews but of late I have grown a little older, maybe a little wiser, and I’ve come to realize that it’s not totally healthy or productive to get drunk all the time and watch crappy movies. So now I watch crappy movies after half a glass of wine and fall asleep halfway through. Perhaps strike “wiser” and replace with “lamer”.
Therefore, I am changing the title from Drunk Movie Reviews to Instant Gratification: Adventures In My Netflix Instant Queue. Or maybe I’ll change it to Heart of Darkness: One Woman’s Journey Into The Depths Of Her Netflix Instant Queue.
Or maybe Once Upon A Streaming: Watching My Netflix Instant Queue, One 90’s Slapstick Comedy At A Time.
Flixin’ It Up: Netflix Style (This is nonsense)
Don’t Be A Menace To My Living Room While Drinking Your Wine In The Netflix (What?)
Netflixier Old Men
Netflix Instant 2: The Squeakuel
Ugh. This has gone far enough. I think I’ll just go with Instant Gratification because, as my friend Walt suggested, I might get some accidental traffic from people looking for porn.
Next time on Instant Gratification: Grumpy Old Men. Get excited you guys!