I got a cold last week and it seems that my body is allergic to having a cold. So the cold is gone but my body is still having a wicked weird allergic reaction. I have all these weird residual symptoms. Hence the neti pot (I won’t go into it again, RELAX). Anyway. In order to not get my head flooded with mucous overnight I have to sleep with my head propped up really high on lots of pillows. The problem being that I can’t really sleep like that. I just lay there trying to be still and quiet and not get my face full of boogers. When I slept at all it was a very light sleep. At one point I opened my eyes because there was some kind of light shining in them. I looked outside and it looked like a really bright streetlight was shining right into my window. But it was the moon! It was so bright, you guys. So I tapped Billy on the shoulder and quoted Moonstruck (of course). I go “Billy! It’s Cosmo’s moon!”
And he’s like “I’m sleeping.”
And I nodded, because real life is never as romantic as Moonstruck.
Then he said “Sorry I was a dick about that.”
What was up with that moon last night, though?! Did you guys see it?! It was the brightest I’ve ever seen, I swear.