You guys. This movie. Was.
And Sandra Bullock is so pretty!
Billy and I watched The Proposal on his computer at the Indianapolis fucking International (I doubt that very much) Airport on a day when we were supposed to be chillaxing at a beautiful house on a harbor in Olympia, Washington. But no. We were in the Indianapolis fucking International (yet you can’t get to Seattle from there — last I checked Seattle and Indianapolis are in the same country) Airport. It’s a long, boring story about how Milwaukee was flooded and tornadoed and we were rerouted to fucking Indianapolis but I won’t tell you about that. The most important thing to know is that Billy and I had a hell of a time watching The Proposal. I legitimately enjoyed myself. Betty White! And Sandra Bullock chanting that skeet skeet skeet skeet song! That shit is funny.
It was a silver lining on a very dark cloud.
I’ll tell the rest of the story in a later post but just trust me on this one. Go ahead and order a pizza tonight. Eat it in your living room while you watch The Proposal. It’s on Netflix Instant. You won’t regret it.
*I was not drunk while watching this movie. Unless you consider the condition I was in from not sleeping, eating horrible airport food, and facing death by excessive air conditioning “drunk”. I will say that I was loopy. I can say that much.