Texts sent this afternoon:
Billy: okay. central sq meeting take 2. if this guy doesn’t show i will murder him. also i just saw a cab rear end a lady! central during the day is the worst!
Me: haha. be brave honey! come home to me safe!
Billy: i will be brave! i have to do this for my family!
Me: haha yeah. build us a raft and learn some boat words in korean or something. LOST.
Billy: yeah. i will not hit execute though. and maybe i will steal a baby and maybe i was the fugitive all along! lost.
(Upon reflection, I think I have to reassess the frequency with which I text “haha.” It’s a bit embarrassing.)