Billy invented a new drink out of necessity. We have had this bottle of Kahlua in our liquor cabinet for six months or so, leftover from my December birthday party. And now that we’re moving in two weeks we need to drink as much of our old liquor as we can so we don’t have to pack it up and move it to the new place. So Billy invented this drink and called it the Wayne Brady because it’s super funny and most likely gay. (Also, Billy has an affinity for jokes that were once topical but are no longer of-the-moment. It’s a little thing we like to call Irony.)
chocolate soy milk
Mix ’em up and improvise a show tune.