From Twitter yesterday afternoon:
eklreceptionist: Fourth youknowwhat of the day. That can’t be healthy. (Also, what do you think youknowwhat is? Kind of a Rorschach text, no? You sicko.)
Later that same day, on Gchat:
Ashley: What’s a “youknowwhat”?
Me: What do you think it is? Based on the context.
Ashley: Poop? It can’t be farts.
Me: You were right the first time. That can’t be healthy! Right?!
Ashley: I was gonna say 4 farts is SO healthy.
me: Right it’s all about context.
Ashley: Yeah that’s a lot of poop in one day.
Also the word poop is like a literary rorschach test.
Ashley: Well it’s like the same 2 letters repeated. If you wrote po and then folded it and blotted it it would make poop.
So there you go! That text is soooooo Rorschach.
You should probably go.
Ashley: You’re just jealous you didn’t realize it before me.
Only a true white person would make that joke up.