The Muppets Take Manhattan
Billy: Does this have singing in it?
Me: I think so.
Me: Miss Piggy and Kermit are kind of like us. I’m like Miss Piggy and you’re like Kermit.
Billy: No way. Miss Piggy is a b.
Me: But here’s why, let me explain. Because I’m taller than you. And I have a bad temper sometimes. And I have wild mood swings. And I need a lot of attention. And also your voice kind of sounds like Kermit.