I’m feeling a bit cranky about my services being underappreciated at work, per usual. So I just went to the area by the water cooler to get a free piece of (stale) cake. Took the cake back to my desk, and opened my email. There, in my inbox, was an email from Us Weekly with the following subject line: Halle Berry on the Fence About Having More Kids.
First of all, I do not know why I am getting email updates from Us Weekly. I am also receiving Us Weekly at home. I did not pay for a subscription to Us Weekly, so that’s a mystery in and of itself. I don’t know where it came from but I’m too lazy to call somebody to make it stop coming. That said, this subject line was almost too much. Halle Berry is on the fence about having more kids? What the shit do I care? The subject line might as well have said “Drew Barrymore Wears A Tee Shirt Sometimes” or “John Mayer Might Poop Today.”
Dudes. I’m not interested.
And also, the cake did not taste good and only served to make me feel chubby. Terrible rainy Monday.