Drunk Movie Reviews*: Volume 2

Pineapple Express

Me:  This movie is really funny!  Why did Billy say it was only so-so?
(Twenty minutes of gratuitous and unreasonable violence later)
Me:  This movie should have ended twenty minutes ago.

Zero stars.

Mermaids

Me:  I love Cher.  Wait.  Wait a minute.  Wait.  This movie is called Mermaids.  There aren’t any mermaids in it?  I thought it was going to be like Splash.

Zero stars.

*I wasn’t actually drunk for the viewing of these movies, unless you count being drunk on advil and lower abdominal pain.

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