Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Me: You know, my friends and I used to argue about the pronunciation of some of the made up words in Harry Potter. Like Diagon Alley. I called it Die-agon Alley. And my friend Nicky called it Dee-agon Alley. When we saw the movie I could finally prove that I was right. It was a good moment for me.
Billy: You do realize it’s a play on the word “diagonally.”
Billy: Diagon Alley. Diagonally.
Me: I HAVE TO TEXT EVERYONE I KNOW. YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.
Billy: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER CREATED BY MAN.
Me: I concur.
Billy: You’ve never seen this movie? It’s really good.
Me: Is that Huey Lewis?
Billy: Yes, it is.
Me: Why does Paul Giamatti have a gun? He’s a really good singer.
Billy: He is awesome.
Me: I love singing movies.
Billy: ‘Cause I can’t make you love me if you don’t…
Me: You can’t make your heart feeeeeel something it wooooon’t
Both: HERE IN THE DAAARK, IN THESE FINAL HOURS, I WILL LAY DOWN MY HEART AND I’LL FEEL THE POWER, BUT YOU WON’T. NOOOO YOU WON’T. ‘CAUSE I CAN’T MAKE YOU LOVE ME…….. IF YOU DON’T….
Me: This song is so sad.
Billy: I know.
Me: Wait, did the black guy just die?