Sometimes Mommy Has Half a Glass of Election Day and She Goes Crazy Bananas

I can’t do any work.  All I want to do is watch CNN.  Do you remember four years ago?  When John Kerry gave up like halfway through the day?  I swear that was how it happened… or maybe it was November 5th that this happened.  There was some sort of problem, right?  Hanging chads?

I am not a reliable reference on history.  Even very recent history.  My memory is fuzzy.  Must be all the meth.

All I’m saying is CAN WE GET A FREAKING EXIT POLL UP IN THIS PIECE?!  I need information.  Who are people voting for?  Are we winning?  NOTHING IS HAPPENING.  ALL THE MAJOR NEWS WEBSITES ONLY HAVE PHOTOS OF PEOPLE IN LINES.

THAT IS BORING!  I REQUIRE INFORMATION CNN.COM.  GET ON IT!

CAPITAL LETTERS EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

I feel like today is a major holiday.  I was considering bringing a camera with me to work to document the madness.  It feels like that Red Sox game in 2004 when they stood to win the World Series for the first time in 86 years and everybody in Boston was buzzing.  I feel like things are buzzing.  This is big.

I also think there will be a lot of babies born on August 4th, 2009.  We’ll call them Election Babies.

You know, because of all the celebratory sex.

OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

How cool will it be to have a president we believe in?

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2 responses to “Sometimes Mommy Has Half a Glass of Election Day and She Goes Crazy Bananas

  1. Michael

    Tell me about it. I’m glued to the TV. This never happens. It feels like we’re slipping loose of heavy chains we’ve been wearing for a long, long time.

  2. MOMMY

    Hey! August 4th is Obama’s birthday! Freaky. Unfortunately, I can’t have any more babies…

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