Me: Hi, can I help you?
Girl: I want to overload to 22 credits. How do I do that?
Me: We really only let people overload to 21 credits usually. Let me check. (Calls boss) Yeah, actually that’s fine as long as you have a 3.3 GPA. You just have to do an overload form and have your advisor sign it.
Girl: For the 20 credits?
Me: For 22 credits.
Girl: Do I have to do it each time for the credits I’m overloading?
Me: You just do it for 22 credits.
Girl: So not 19, 20, 21, 22.
Me: Just do one form, for 22 credits. We approve it, and you can register for 22 credits.
Girl: So on the form I have to list the courses I’m overloading, right?
Me: You list all the courses you’re taking on the form.
Girl: All the courses I’m overloading?
Me: No, all the courses you’re taking. All of them.
Girl: So all the courses over 18 credits.
Me: No, all of the courses that you are taking. All of the courses.
Girl: That’s a shitload.
(Girl walks out. I shoot self in head.)
BYE STUPID GIRL! YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THE HELP!