On Saturday, Billy and I were driving through Dedham, on our way home after going out to get some lawn furniture and a beer ball (class.) when my eyes wandered out the passenger side window. In the car next to us, a very large black SUV, was a woman with dyed blond hair. She was wearing very expensive sunglasses. She was also picking her nose. When I saw her pick her nose I touched Billy’s hand to get his attention without letting her know that we knew what she was doing. She picked her nose, I touched Billy’s hand, and then both of us watched as she ATE IT.